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'Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car',
'Yo mama so fat she doesn\'t need internet because she\'s already worldwide',
'Yo mama so fat she brought cereal and milk to the Super Bowl',
'Yo mama so stupid she taped paper to the tv and called it paper-view',
'Yo mama so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list',
'Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her drivers liscence photo',
'你妈妈真笨 她翻译了这句话。',
'Yo mama so stupid Bo would kill her for the greater good of humanity',
'yo mama so fat she tried to eat the soviet onion',
'yo mama so fat when she sat on Wall Street she crashed the global economy',
Why does Mexico call sports deports?
Because they have to run, swim and climb to eventually be deported
What is Mexico's national sports?
Cross country